- (mom has made white rice, he's currently serving himself, then looks at me)
- Him: What are you making?
- Me: Brown rice.
- Him: Woah!
- Him: Woah, woah...excuse me!
- Him: Excuse me, miss diet!!
- Me: I'M NOT ON A *FUCKING* DIET!!
making brown rice tonight?
and my mom tells me it’s not the most appetizing dish ever. Is it any good?